Car Moon

The Telegraph reports that Britain's worst driver - 50-year old "mobile DJ" Thomas Feely - has been jailed for five months and banned from driving (yet again...) for an additional 12 months. Here are the numbers: more than 110 pulls (or, "offenses"), with 58 BANS.

John Pickering, magistrates chairman, said this to Feely: "This is undoubtedly the worst driving record any of us on the bench have ever seen. From 1982 onwards you been convicted of 89 offenses. Just a few days before being suspended from driving you were stopped again... You have no compunction about driving while disqualified. This is such an appalling record that custody is inevitable."